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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

cheese!



Some friends of ours had their engagement party on Saturday at a lovely pub in Putney which has its own cheese room. Yes, cheese room. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

feline update


Here's our babies making sorting the washing quite difficult.


And here's Stu releasing a mouse - yes, a mouse! You can see that we had to catch it in a salad bowl which we then wrapped in newspaper and masking tape to transport outside...the joy of cats!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Most useless line ever in a training manual.

I wanted to know what the difference between a summary and detail filter is, and the only information I have is this:

"When you use a detail filter to filter a report only on detail data items, none of the data items in a detail filter are summary data items."

Grrrrrrr, how helpful!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

First day of spring.


We celebrated by dragging out the BBQ and firing it up for the first time this year. We just managed to scoff our sausages and burgers outside before scuttling back in to the warmth. Turns out 12 degrees isn't warm enough...

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Spring has sprung!



Stu and I went to visit Hadlow agricultural college today, which was open to the public for lambing weekend. Hundreds of families came along to see the newborn lambs, which were so sweet!

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

De"fun"initions.

plebbledash (plebbul-dash) n. To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public.

Thanks to Charlie Brooker.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



No work or college today! All trains into London cancelled, no buses and hardly any tube services in London and most airports closed. You'd think it had never snowed here before.