that is a very funny warning label.
Sonya,
I was helping my uncle set up some solar-garden lights over the summer, and had to copy down the warning on the fixing spikes: "BE CAREFUL NOT TO STAB! NO PLAYING FOR CHILDREN" Ridiculous. http://pinkbeard.blogspot.com
"Never bite anyone with your fangs".
I would imagine that they had to add this after someone bit someone else with said fangs. It probably produced a vampire of some sort...
The Government don't like vampires.
2:10 pm
"Never bite anyone with your fangs."
Now, that's advice that travels well.